Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Affordable Sushi

sushiLooking for cheap Sushi in Provo?  We got a tip from Yamada Tarō that DeMae's on Center Street has half price sushi on Tuesdays and Thursdays.  We've looked into it and give it our full recommendation.  They have some tasty authentic sushi as well as an assortment of dishes for less courageous eaters.  If you haven't tried sushi yet it's a great place to test your pallet, and if you are still unsure you can take a peek at their menu online.  A side benefit to the discount is that the restaurant is very quiet on regular price days, so it's a great place for an intimate conversation if you aren't worried about the price.

Save Money By Not Talking to Anyone

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It's no secret that the brand spanking new deli/restaurant is open for business in the Tanner building. You can get anything from sandwiches to cold beverages, but is it the best value for your money?


Reader Jonas noticed a slight price difference between the vending machines and the new deli restaurant.


"You can save money by going to a vending machine instead of purchasing a drink at the deli. For example, a chocolate milk at the deli costs 1.69+tax while the same exact chocolate milk costs 1.40 at the vending machines right down the hall."


So it looks like you spend more to wait in line?


Vending machines-1, Deli-0

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Where can I park?

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Parking is a never ending problem on campus. The secrets of finding the best places to park need to be revealed. Recently reader "Jenny" noticed that students don't realize that a new Y lot is available this semester that was previously a G (graduate) lot. She says, "the parking next to the RB is scarce at best after 8:00 AM, but strangely, the parking across the street from Wendy's always has parking available. It's even a shorter distance to walk to the Tanner building than most RB parking."  Thanks Jenny for that tip. I've included a map for those that may not know of the change. Yah for more parking!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

How to Appeal a BYU Parking Ticket

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The BYU Parking office has a policy of dropping one parking ticket per Academic School Year, supposedly with no Questions asked.  Your appeal just needs to be within 14 days of the date of ticket issue.

The easiest way to appeal your citation is to go to the Secret BYU Citation Lookup and fill out the form.

We warn however, that sometimes talking politely to an actual person is the best way to work your way through these things.

You can visit the Parking Services office at 2120 JKB, or call (801) 422-3906.

Best Drinking Fountains on Campus

Drinking Fountain We all realize that not all drinking fountains are created equal.  For some reason, certain spouts are fantastic, while others taste like bad breath in a copper can.

I'd like to list some of the oasises (oases?) that I've found, and please let us know the ones that you have found.

  • The fountain on the 1st floor TNRB in the vending machine room is best in the building.

  • In the library, on the third floor as you go towards "Interlibrary Loan," there is a drinking fountain that almost always tastes good.


I'm sure there are a lot more, but those are the ones that stand out in my mind.  Where is your favorite drinking fountain?

Monday, September 22, 2008

The Best of Divine Comedy

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If you have been at BYU for a while you probably know about Divine Comedy.  They are a comedy troupe that performs about 4 times a semester.  They've had on and off years and who knows how they will be this year.  I would recommend going to see their new stuff.  If you don't feel like spending ten bucks for a date you can always watch some of their best stuff on their website DivineComedy.net.

My favorites are the Lord of the Engagement Ring, Crowdwalker, and zoobing.  Thers are in the pre-2007 category and they are hilarious.  Look at the MormonAdz as well.  They mock what is sacred to BYU.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Best Burger Deal on Campus

One of the best things I like about BYU creamery is their ability to make a decent meal at a good price. Although some student's argue that Wendy's, Subway, and Burger King is cheaper, the Creamery seems to make real food that doesn't leave you feeling like you had a "processed" meal.

For this post, I'm singling out my favorite secret at the creamery. The kids meal there comes with a cheeseburger (or hotdog, hamburger, or grilled cheese), fries, drink, and a child's size ice cream. Best of all, it's only 3.29. I don't think any of the chains can beat this deal.


Thursday, September 18, 2008

Traffic after BYU Football







Have you ever tried to get to North Provo/Orem area after a BYU Football game? Maybe your family is in town and you have all planned to meet up at Tucano's. You're running late because you stayed at the stadium talking to some friends and your family is there already because they didn't go to the game. What should you do?

Here's a pointer... If you're on 900 E, get onto N Temple Dr. Head East on N Temple Drive and take a left onto Iroqouis Dr (1200 E). Go all the way down on Iroqouis Dr, it'll curve to the right and up a hill. Next, take a left onto Navajo Dr. This street will take a sharp right up the hill. You'll be able to see Foothill Dr. Get onto it for a while. You'll go down a huge hill, past a stake center and through a couple of lights. This street becomes Orem Center St which is directly south of the Riverwoods Mall where Tucano's is located!!!

There is absolutely no traffic via this way after a football game! Enjoy!

Ice Blocking at Rock Canyon

Whoever thought about going to the store, buying a chunk of ice, finding a huge hill, sitting on the ice chunk, and flying down the hill at unsafe speeds was really on to something!  Its a good workout and a lot of fun!  One of the hardest parts about ice blocking is finding a hill that will threaten your life.  No worries, I've done the hard work  for you.

Rock Canyon park has a ton of huge hills that are a pretty good length so that the ride isn't over before it starts.  The hill on the south side is probably the longest, but doesn't have a very good landing.  The east hill is nice too, but once again has a black top path at the very bottom.  The path obstacle can be a lot of fun for the advanced rider, but if your a beginner or one a date, the far west hill (not the one that slopes into the main bowl, but the one that faces the road) is the best.  It isn't as long as the other hills, but its still a nice ride.

A word to the wise, bring a towel for each ice block that you have.  Sitting on a towel will keep your butt warm and relatively dry.

Ice blocking games:

  • The traditional race down the hill

  • Who can go the farthest

  • Sitting on the lap of the rider (this one can be dangerous)

  • Who can spin the most

  • Who can run up the hill the fastest


Have a lot of fun and be safe!  Remember, if you fall off the block, cover your head because the ice block will probably be following you down the hill!

Get a Room!

Class

If you have a group project and need to meet up on campus, it can be hard to find a good room for study. Wouldn't it be great to see what classrooms were occupied at any given time? A little known secret is that such a website exists, but is not well publicized. Head on over to the Campus Scheduling website and select your building, room, and desired size. You will get a list of rooms and classes so you know when a classroom is empty and can be used.

When I spoke with Campus Scheduling, they warned that students were not allowed to use a room unless they have been endorsed by an Instructor and properly scheduled. Use at your own risk!

Rock Canyon Park



If you've ever experienced the awkward "touch barrier" phase at the start of the relationship, this one's for you. Despite what you may think ladies, the guys are always more than willing to move past this phase. If they haven't yet, perhaps the opportunity just hasn't come up. And guys... If you don't know how make your lady friend feel comfortable around you and take a risk, it's time you learned.

Here's one tip that has worked wonders for me and for others that have taken my advice. But do it quickly before it gets too cold here in Happy Valley. Just take N Temple Drive and go a little East of the temple and take a left turn onto 1200 East. There you'll find Rock Canyon Park a perfect little place for a picnic. Yes, a picnic. Now don't disregard this before you hear the whole thing. Trust me, you'll be glad you tunned in.

Here's what you need. Get yourself a nice blanket. This is essential. You want something that will be comfortable and big enough, because remember you still haven't broken through the "touch barrier" phase. I personally have tried bringing different ingredients to this sort of date. A variation is always good. Last time I went I took sandwiches, strawberries and chocolate, bottled water, and starbursts. I'll get to the starbursts in a bit. Be sure you go towards the end of the afternoon so you get to see the sunset. Remember, we are trying to set a romantic atmosphere here. Enjoy your food. Talk about different things. Don't force natural processes to happen, just yet.

Once your date has enjoyed the food, bring up casually that you'd like to play a game. An yes, we will use the starbursts now. The game consists on a variation of truth or dare. You get to ask your date any question. They can choose to either respond to the question or have you feed them a starburst. Be sure to unwrap the starburst and feed directly into your date's mouth. And BINGO, you're there. The touch barrier has been broken. You're probably thinking to yourself, "How could this ever work?" Well, the romantic atmosphere is there and if the conversation went well, you're pretty much guaranteed this will work. But have a little self-awareness. If you're date isn't having a good time, don't bring up the starbursts!!!

Mona Rope Swing

The Mona rope swing is pretty sweet on nice Saturday afternoon.  Get a bunch of friends and head south on I-15 until you hit Mona.  It'll be pretty easy to find.  Climbing up into the tree may be a little scary at first, but its worth it to get some sweet air!  The picture is evidence of that!!

The water isn't the world's cleanest, but its ok its worth it.  I really thought it was worth the trip!

Whether your grand master acrobat or someone whose never been 3 inches off the ground (first off start working on your vertical) the Mona rope swing is for you.  The more you go the better you'll get at high flyin' so but on your swim suit and hit rope!

Free Food

Free food is what every college student looks for.  Companies love to get their name out and one of the most effective way of doing that is to give free stuff, especially food.  There are many places on campus during many times of the school year that will have free food, but it seems that the most likely time and place to get it is the Tanner and Wilkenson Center during the start of the Fall semester.

Many companies will have information sessions to draw in potentional employees and there is almost always food.  For the most part, anyone is invited to go to the sessions.  The sessions are usually entertaining and very informative so go for the food and stay for the information (also the food is usually at the end).

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

BYU Grounds Team

Have you ever wondered why there are so many students working for BYU Grounds?  Does it really take that many people to rake leaves or shovel snow?  The answer is no; however, BYU Grounds does more than just edge the grass and mow the lawns.  They are part of a bigger scheme to manipulate the lives of BYU students.  In a subtle, yet profound way we are all influenced while walking on campus, driven towards a common goal.  What is this goal?  It isn't graduating from BYU.  It isn't even to watch the football team stomp some Pac 10 school.  It is to lead all of us to the altar of matrimony. 

This may sound absurd to some, but the truth is that the BYU Grounds crew employs so many students to beautify the campus for the purpose of creating a perfect setting for wedding photos.  Just look at the rocky water feature in front of the bell tower, the duck pond, and the statue of Chief Massasoit.  These awe inspiring vistas resonate to the very core of single BYU students, strongly whispering, "now you have a friend in the diamond business."  So next time you're gazing into the eyes of Brigham Young's Statue, remember BYU grounds works for your eternal salvation.

Hot Air for a Cool Night

I Found a Vent

Many freshmen who live on-campus (as well as many students in 3-is-a-crowd roommate situations) find themselves in need of a warm place to go at night --for various reasons-- especially as the weather cools off.  There are, I am sure, many places that could work for these desired late-night activities, but when I was a freshman I found the random campus vents to serve particularly well.

There are a number of these vents littered across campus, they apparently have something to do with the heating system.  The good news is that they spew out warm air all night long, and most any decent sized building has one or more.  Some of these vents are well enough hidden from public view for a "late-night philosophical discussion," or however you like to spend time alone with the opposite sex.  The bad news is occasionally they carry distinctive smells from the heating system, or whatever has fallen into them.

This may be a good time to remind the reader that we here at Y Secrets encourage all students to follow the Honor Code.  (but anything less than that is fair game)

Time To Start "Snickering"

Snickers ice cream bar

Ever feel like a snickers ice cream bar? That smooth ice cream coupled with caramel and wrapped up in a chocolate coat. You know it sounds good.

On BYU campus, you have many choices to purchase this little wonder of joy. I've found that the prices for these items are consistently higher at the Twilight Zone or BYU Creamery. Looking to save .40 to .50 per item? Check out the vending machines. I'm not sure why there is a big discrepancy, but enjoy the cheaper ice cream bars while they last!

100 Hour Board

100 hours for a new direction
BYU NewsNet puts on this little gem known as the 100 Hour Board.  Basically the idea is you can post any question at all (within the BYU spectrum of Social Decency), and within 100 hours you'll get some sort of answer.  Its a great source for ideas and randomness in general, so if you haven't checked it out yet, pop out your lappy during your next GE class and have a look.

Brownies



The brownies at Sugar N' Spice and the Twilight Zone are delicious!  They come with mint or without and with nuts and without.  Yummy!

The brownies are a little more expensive (.65) than Grandma's cookies out of the vending machines, but I personally think it is well worth it!

Searching For A Caffeine Fix

Coke Machine

Finding caffeine on campus can be a difficult endeavor. Past rumors of Brazilian drinks at the Twilight Zone haven't led to much. The Cougar Eat, Creamery, and all vending machines are dry of the good stuff. Or are they? Is there a place on campus to get some caffeine?

If you're a privileged employee or visitor to the Movie Studios near the Office of Information Technology (OIT), oddly enough most of their vending machines have caffeinated beverages. Sure, it may be easier to make a quick trip to Subway or Wendy's off campus, but technically, BYU has caffeinated beverages at the movie studios.